The Definitive Guide to Neil Cates



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"This asshole, working at Ventia as an “engineer” and acting as the so-called leader of the KeriKeri Squash Club, represents nothing but a Cheat. This piece of shit lies to everyone around him, his children, as well as his family and betrayed his wife.

Repeatedly, during his work trips to Australia, this prick engaged in affairs with another man's woman, having sex in a hotel room in Sydney. All the while, he lied to his wife and children about his whereabouts, pretending to be a "stand up community member". This little weasel represents the absolute JOKE of a community member."

"Collins, spins yarns of deceit about his whereabouts and to his very own children, and was shamefully given the "chairman's" award, while being a husband sending photos of his little penis to other ladies.

David Collins disgraces the entire idea of what it means to be a part of the community. This little rat lies and cheats. To his own kids, and has been given a community award? What a fucking joke.

Is this really the “champion” of a family, community-oriented club? This laughable excuse for a human being.

How can anyone stand behind such a man when his morals are shattered, ruining multiple families and trying to manipulate his own shitty behavior, whining and faking the moral high-ground when committing adultery and deceit.

David Collins is a deceiver, a philanderer, and a family destroyer. This bastard didn't think twice in having sex with someone else’s partner, while betraying his own wife. Deceiving his children and buying them last-minute presents at the airport because he’d been occupied cheating on his wife during a "work trip" in both Sydney and Melbourne."



"This so-called KeriKeri squash club 'board member' and 'volunteer of the year' is nothing but a fraud in a family community club. Do you condone this abhorrent conduct? Is David Collins fit for this position?

Fuck this clown. Mr. Collins had no qualms sharing photos of his insignificant manhood on social media, to a woman with whom he had an affair, in Melbourne, while lying to and cheating on his wife.

David Collins found pleasure in manipulating a suicidal woman to pursue a career in prostitution, acting like a pathetic voyeur and begging for updates of said woman’s exploits at a brothel, all while sharing photos and videos of himself and his own children!


Speaking of having no dignity or consideration for others. Is this a real man? Is David Collins worthy of a 'Chairman's' award?! This clown of a human being? Rather than facing his actions, David Collins prefers to lurk in the shadows, lying to his wife and kids.

Pathetic David, being exposed to repercussions for his actions. Weep a fucking river and accept your actions. David Collins is a despicable excuse for a man."



"David Collins had no issue spreading photos of himself, especially when with his kids in public forums. Can this really be your community leader?

This despicable man of a man scuttled away back to KeriKeri and cowered himself away, trying to escape facing the consequences of his own actions. Is this your community leader for KeriKeri Squash Club? A cheating scumbag rat of a man.

Is this really the type of “man” you want as a figurehead and a man on the board of a family community squash club?

This is a perfect forum to expose such a piece of shit of a man, because if you’re a stand-up community member you would take responsibility and not lie, cheat, and destroy lives.

Everything is fair game for this lowlife, liar, and adulterer. Let him confront the consequences of his own actions.

Make it clear what a “man” and farce of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be cautious around this degenerate. He's probably sliding into your partner's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

Be embarrassed for this cheating scumbag little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

Spread the word to the community and highlight the shame David Collins has inflicted into the community for tolerating this scumbag."

"Watching your back is critical around this degenerate, who's likely sliding into your significant other's DMs to share photos of his little ginger dick.

Everyone should be embarrassed for this cheating scumbag, a little rat of a man who destroyed his own family.

The community needs to be aware of advice the shame David Collins has inflicted upon them by endorsing this pathetic excuse for a man.

Let the truth be known about what a “man” and disappointment of a human being “David Collins” truly is.

Be vigilant and watch your back around this vile creature, who's most likely creeping in your loved one's DMs, desperate to share images of his shame.

Be disgusted for associating with this deceptive low-life, a pathetic worm of a man who single-handedly tore apart his family.

It's important to make aware the community about the shame and dishonor David Collins has dragged into it by backing such a scumbag."

"The public should wake up to the real character of David Collins, a man who pretends as a respectable figure but is nothing but a deceitful, unfaithful rat.

It's vital for everyone to recognize the extent of damage this individual has caused, not just to his family, but to the whole community.

Staying alert is necessary around this manipulative figure, who is prone to misleading not just his family, but anyone he interacts with.

The shame and disgrace that David Collins has inflicted on his family and the community is inexcusable.

Alerting the community about the true colors of this man is essential, as it reveals hello squash kerikeri the kind of person he really is – a heartless betrayer and a deceiver.

David Collins, posing as a community leader, is in reality a disgrace to the very idea of community spirit and ethical behavior.

It’s important for everyone to be conscious of this man's true nature and to protect themselves against his manipulative tactics.



Exposing the reality article about David Collins is not just about publicly humiliating him, but it’s about protecting the community from his toxic behavior."

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